It Would Suck to be a Cow

I have to drive about 30 miles to get to work everyday. I was making the drive this afternoon and some trucker cut me off. I hate it when truckers feel the need to pass each other and then it takes 'em five minutes to get past the other truck. Argh! Anyway, while I was waiting for the truck to get out of my way, I was noticing the cows. It would suck to be a cow. Especially here in the mountain west where it is now in the teens temperature wise. One of the first things I noticed was that the cows are a lot shaggier here. It looks funny when cows are shaggy, or maybe it just looks normal, and I'm the funny one. But wandering around in a snowy field all day trying to find something to eat in the freezing cold would be a horrible existence. I'm really glad I'm not a cow. I get to zip around in my jeep that has a heater. Yay for heat!